Tuesday 10 October 2017

The Buddhist monk decided to meditate to death

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • Monk Luang Pu Pim from the Buddhist temple told his followers that he had heard his time of departure from this world, and that he would do so by lying in a suitcase and meditating until his death, after which his suitcase would "spontaneously burn".
    Luang has announced that he will lie in a suitcase, which will have several holes, so as not to suffocate and die in a different way than the one who "promised". He will meditate until his death, and after he has passed away, that same suitcase will "spontaneously burn". He claims that everyone must die once, and that his time has touched.
    Monah Luang Pu Pim (65) is a monk in the temple of Tambon Tung Fra, and is a great health, says the leaders of this Buddhist institution in Thailand, while his daughter Chanakran Srisombat, 41, told the Thai media that her father was in a very bad condition.
    He also states that he had already passed away, even in the cave, but that "a miracle had returned."
    Those who criticize this monk move are considered to be "an anti-Buddhist, proven", while his followers support him by all means.

    false news broadcast in North Korea

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • North Korea, as it is widely known, has a long history of excellent media manipulation. This state of unimaginable propaganda of sales in the form of news, and the most recent of them - the astronaut who arrived on the Sun - has encouraged us to stand up to some similar "events".






    1. INVENTION OF WATERPROOF LIQUIDITY
    World scientists seem to have to look through their fingers when the North Korean website KCNA publishes news about a generational invention, a water-resistant liquid. Yes, you read well. The primary use of this product should be the construction of the foundation, as a floor seal, and it is allegedly already used in the construction of numerous residential buildings throughout Pyongyang.
     
    Waterproof liquid


    2. FINDED JAZBINA SINGLE
    Indeed, even the Nazis would not dare to claim something like this. However, the real evidence did not violate the dictatorship when, in 2012, the Institute of Social Sciences announced that archaeologists dug up a real mythical pit hidden in unicorns, just 200 meters from the Temple in Pyongyang. That's not all, they still claimed that they found a stone with a carved word unicorn in the vicinity.
     
    Jazbina unicorn


    3. CHINA AS THE BEST PLACE FOR LIFE
    The television channel Chosun Central Television announced China in 2013 as the best place to live on the planet, giving jpj 100 of 100 points, while the North Koreans took the knights 98 and took second place. Of course, the list was followed immediately by Cuba, Iran and Venezuela.
     
    China as the best place to live


    4. 103 YEARS
    The inhabitants of this incredible state, with various other differences, even measure time differently. Namely, the alternate calendar begins with the birth of the founder of Rebublic, Kim Il Sunga, and was established in 1997 by Kim Jong-Il. It is possible that this ruler was also planning to change the timing of his own birth at some point, which was allegedly occurred on Paecta Mountain, under the double rainbow until a new star was created.
     
    103 years


    5. WORLD RECORD IN GOLF
    In 1994, it was announced that the then leader Kim Jong-Il broke the world record in golf. Not only was he 25 strokes better than his alleged predecessor, but this was the first time that the famous ruler even found himself on the golf course and took his stick into his hands. It is somewhat understandable that he announced that he was retiring immediately after this first round, since apparently Tiger Woods and others were not up to him.
     
    Kim Jong-Il


    6. BIZAR TRANSFER OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE FUDBAL
    It's almost overcome by fanfare futility (and these fans are said to be volunteers of the Communist Party), the media coverage of North Korea at the 2010 World Cup was not found to fit many things. The news of the match with Brazil did not contain a losing result of 2: 1, and the match in which 7: 0 was lost from Portugal has never been a word.
     
    Brazil vs. North Korea


    7. NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN FISHING
    Forget about the prevalence of hunger, daily executions and crowded camps - North Korea has a greater catch to praise (and we mean it literally). In 2010, the aforementioned national network on its website Kcna.co.jp announced that 60 fishermen participate in this competition which takes place on the Tadedong River in Pyongyang. On this occasion, they managed to boast that they were welcomed by residents from all the provinces who enjoyed "the free activities and natural environment" they were enabled.

    50 MOST AMERICAN LAWS: Men's drivers will smile softly for number 24!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  •  All these laws were passed by local assemblies, not by the US Congress. The largest number was voted at the end of the 19th and early 20th centuries, when American society was transformed from agricultural to industrial. Many are still in force, but they are simply not applied, while some of them are formally downed.

      1. Polling in Ohio allows cops to bite a dog if they judge that it will calm the animal.


    2. It is forbidden to ride a ugly horse in Wilbur, in the state of Washington.
    3. In Quittman, Georgia, chickens must not cross the path. It is forbidden to ride a ugly horse in Wilbur, in the state of Washington.
    4. In the Mohave district of Arizona, if you get caught while stealing a soap, you must bathe it until the soap is consumed.
    5. The first-born can be married in Yuta, where the Mormons are powerful, but only when they are 65 years old.
    6. In North Dakota, no one can be arrested on July 4th.
    7. In Tennessee it is illegal for a child to play games on Sundays without a special permission from the authorities.
    8. In the same country, it is forbidden atheists to be officials.
    9. Indiana forbids men to get sexually aroused in public.
    10. California forbids licking of frogs. It looks like some people licked frogs to get drugs, but many got sick.




    11. Michigan forbids crocodile bonding for a street hydrant. We would like to hear about the adoption of this law.
    12. The old law in Colorado requires that everyone must have a medical prescription before they bathe.
    13. Colorado also forbids a man to marry his wife's grandmother.
    14. The Law in Kansas says: "When the two wagons meet at the intersection, both have to stop completely and no one can go until the other leaves."
    15. California prohibits a woman in a home dress driving a car.
    16. The law in Minneapolis provides for a punishment for those who double-park or park cars so that the other regularly parked car can not be evicted. The one who does it will be bound by a chain and only bread and water will be given to him.
    17. In Michigan, the groom's hair belongs to a husband.
    18. Morissville in Pennsylvania prohibits women from using make-up without a permit.
    19. A man is forbidden to kiss a woman while sleeping, if that person lives in Logan County, Colorado.
    20. In Calis, in Idaho, it is illegal to walk the street with another woman's wife.
    21. Flirting in Little Rock in Arkansas can take you to prison for up to 30 days.
    22. Truro in Mississippi states that a man who wants to marry has to prove that it is worth it by hunting and killing, either six pieces or three crows.
    23. Pueblo in Colorado literally forbids the cultivation of butter.
    24. A woman in the Memphis State of Tennessee must not drive a car unless a man with a red flag flashes in front of her to wave to warn other drivers and pedestrians.
    25. Blu Ert in Minnesota prohibits children under the age of 12 to talk on the phone unless they are in the parent's home.
    26. The law in Calispelle Montana states that children must have a doctor's license if they want to buy a lollipop.
    27. Linda Larsen, a lawyer in Oklahoma, attempted to expel the law in order to reduce the number of divorces, which was to impose the following marriage contract provisions: no party hurts, that at least one meal does not save a primary family cook a week , toothpaste to be pushed from the bottom up, women's nubes must not hang up in the shower, and the toilet seat-cup should always be lowered.
    28. Eureka in Nevada prohibits men who have mustaches to love women.
    29. Vako in Texas forbids throwing banana from the banana to the street because the horse can slip.
    30. Texas forbade the Encyclopedia of the British once because it contained a recipe for making beer.


    31. Acorn cucumbers were once out of law in Los Angeles because their scent could hurt people.
    32. Hartford in Connecticut defends husbands to kiss their wives on Sundays.
    33. The purchase of ice cream on Sundays was out of the law in Ohio because it was considered that this product was too frivolous and luxurious for God's day.
    34. A woman in shorts, sleeveless shirt or swimwear, dressed in a political gathering, may be accused of misconduct in Vitfil in Indiana.
    35. Lander in Weiming outside the law puts bathing more often than once a week after the arrival of cold weather. Children should not be bathing throughout the winter.
    36. St. Louis in Missouri forbids a fireman to rescue a woman dressed in a nightgown. If she wants to be saved, she must dress up.
    37. The Law in Florida prescribes that if you want to swim, you must be dressed.
    38. Motorcyclists in Milwaukee can not park for more than two hours unless the engine is attached to the horse.
    39. Women in Whitesville in Delaware may be accused of misconduct if they ask a man.
    40. Kentucky expressly prohibits the law that a woman is married for the same man four times.
    41. There is a law in South Carolina that allows a husband to beat his wife on the stairs of the court on Sundays.
    42. In Arizona, oral sex is legally treated as a sodomy.
    43. In the same federal state, a husband is lawfully allowed to beat his wife once a month, but not more than that.
    44. Daeriesburg in Tennessee forbids a girlfriend to call her boyfriend on the phone.
    45. Kentucky forbids her wearing a bathing suit on the highway unless she is armed with a stick or is accompanied by two policemen. An amendment to this crazy law says it does not apply to a woman who is lighter than 40 pounds and weighs 90.

    46. Atlanta prohibits "smelly people" from being used by public transport. This law does not sound stupid at all. It sounds smart in the summer months.

    47. In 1648, Massachusetts passed a law that allowed a parent to kill a stubborn or rebel son. This law has been downgraded in the meantime, but we have not been able to determine when or how often it was implemented. We are sure, not many times.

    48. In the same country, if you deny the existence of God, you can be punished with a sum of $ 200.

    49. Lexington in Kentucky forbids the wearing of an ice cream corn in a pocket.

    50. Caygler in Illinois prescribes that only the first four firefighters who get to the fire will receive money.

    The best things that happened in 2014

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • The year that followed us was marked by numerous serious world events. Although it seems to us that we have been constantly surrounded by news of wars, illnesses and infertility, the media has also been transmitting news of the very disgusting things that have happened on our planet. See what it marked in 2014.
    The guy stuck in the sculpture of the vagina
    An unnamed student from America, on an exchange in Tibingen, Germany, suffered a great shame during the walk. On the square he saw a sculpture of a giant vagina, made of stone, and decided to get into it and paint for social networks, and then stuck in it.


    A baby hospital was built for blind mice




    In Aterton, a city in Australia, a shelter was built, that is, a hospital for abandoned blind mice. Hospital volunteers nurture them until they become able to live independently, and then let them back into the wild.


    Foka raped the penguin




    On one island in Antarctica, horses have been caught several times in sex with a completely different type of penguin animal. Since then, scientists have been trying to find out what's the reason for that unusual phenomenon.


    A bizarre Christmas tree is set in Paris




    Controversial sculpture titled "Wood", the work of American artist Paul McCarty, was set up within the International Fair of Contemporary Art (FIAC). Many commented that the fir resembled an anal plug.


    The women's bicycle team was wearing strange uniforms




    The women's Colombian bicycle team made a real mistake when they appeared in the new tricks, not the results. The red jersey, which in the part of the torso provoked nothing in the color of the skin at least seems bizarre, and the girls looked as if they were naked.


    Dad declared no one country his kingdom to make his daughter a princess




    Jeremiah Hiton, the father of three children from the US state of Virginia, was granted permission to declare a land between Egypt and Sudan his kingdom. So his seven-year-old daughter, Emily, officially became a real princess.


    The teacher quit and decided to work professionally




    Jessica, a 22-year-old Florida teacher, quit her job when she realized she would make more money on her recordings of fluttering. As she said, in just six seconds of the video she posted on the Internet for more than four months at school.


    There were flying in Hong Kong




    The door of the armored vehicles, which transported the money, suddenly opened and boxes of around 15 million HK dollars were dropped out of the van. The banknotes were scattered down the street in the very center of the city, where at one point the crowd was so large that the traffic was briefly interrupted. Apparently, the citizens collected about $ 2 million.


    Japanese made a kayak by the model of her vagina




    Japanese artist Megumi Igarshi, was arrested for the second time after making a huge kite-shaped 3-D model of her vagina. The artist claims that her vagina is not obscene, but she is nevertheless threatened with a sentence of up to two years in prison and 2.5 million yen ($ 20,000).


    The woman walked a businessman on a leash




    Social networks were rumored to comment on the footage of a woman leading a man in the middle of the streets of London. The question was whether it was about someone's way of life, or a very interesting advertisement, but it turned out to be an actor's performance.

    The professor came in the pajamas for the exam because he was scheduled for 7 in the morning!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • Exams themselves are never pleasant and they are not something we are looking forward to. When you are a student, this is expected.

    However, even their professors do not rejoice overly, especially if their term is early in the morning.

    This professor did something extraordinary. It's about Dr Kulver, a professor of astronomy at the University of Colorado, who came to the exam in his pajamas.

    Whether he was revoked that the exam was scheduled early in the morning or he was not able to dress, the mystery was, but he certainly surprised everyone present when he appeared in pajamas.

    NEVER WAS LATER: Grandma celebrates her 100th birthday by jumping from the plane!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • George Harwood of Cape Town in the South African Republic had a very exciting birthday week. After she was 100 years old on March 10, George decided to celebrate this anniversary with numerous adventures, and one of them was jumping from the plane.


    First, on the day of her birthday, she climbed the Stone Mountains, and on Saturday decided to jump off a parachute from the plane. The motto of this great grandmother is: "Do it right now! Whether it is pleasant to you or not, good or bad, relaxing or dangerous, do not delay it" -

    "It was wonderful, liberating, especially ... I'm trying to remember more adjectives that I could describe this experience," George said after a jump.


    George jumped in tandem with instructor Jason Baker, who was giving her security and making sure that both were safely welcomed on the ground.
    Believe it or not, this is not Georgein's first jumping plane. She jumped in 92 and 97 years, and this time she decided to raise money for the National Marine Rescue Service.

    Still, this is not all. Grandma George has another adventure to mark the 100th birthday-swim with sharks in a cage. Bravo bako!

    MR. BREAKING OUT OF OUR COFFEE: 18 things we do in a coffee shop, and waiters are crazy about it!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • We all like to sit there and there in a cafe and have a drink. But many are not aware of what they are doing on that occasion. Do you know what things other people, and cafes employees, have led to madness? Here's the answer:
    1. "Sorry? Sorry? Ehey! Sorry!"
    Do not worry, they've heard you. How employees are, and other guests who are probably catching up with the head.
    2. Where will I go with chewing gum?
    Never, but never stick a gum in the pixel. This makes it difficult for the workforce to work and have to unwind afterwards, and if you are in the company of smokers, they will secretly hate you.
    3. I will not do anything. In fact, a glass of water can!
    Of course, this glass of water also means ice. If you thought you just come in for a short time to greet the company that is already there, try to at least drink a quick cafe. From this, your company is uncomfortable, and the waiter will hide you.
    {adselite} 4. Is not it a problem to eat this from the bakery here?
    Where is kifla, there is also yogurt. It's rare for anyone to ban you to eat something that you have taken, but if you leave crumbs, bags and empty glasses of yogurt, you will not be welcomed with a smile next time.
    5. Wait till I leave you a song!
    This mainly means a smartphone enhanced to the maximum, where a song is liked probably likes only the person who released it, while other guests are slowly shaking their hair due to the mix of various sounds.
    6. Excuse me, are you working?
    If the bar is full of people, music plays and everyone has drinks, it means that the coffee shop is open! It does not need to be further checked.
    7. This chair stands better here ...
    If you come in more than one place at a table, it's best to ask some of your employees to prepare you for an adequate place. Do not start pulling the furniture around the bar.
    8. Sorry, can you reduce / boost music?
    This is fine in some cases, but if you are the only one complaining about the strength of music, you better refrain yourself.
    9. Traditional home-made coffee.
    Do not turn the cup. By no means. Reading from a cup is fun for many, but looks awful, and after that, there is a big chaos.
    10. Wow, I really do not know what I'm going to do!
    How hard can it be? Especially if you just joined the team, and then the waiter came only because of you. Believe that employees are not comfortable while waiting for the customer to decide.
    11. Can the water for Švrću?
    Many outlets do not have anything against pets. But watch out for them. If he starts to chase a waitress or play with other guests, many will be uncomfortable. In any case, do not ask staff to keep your pet while you go to something to finish!

    12. Can one cappuccino with whipped cream?
    This drink does not exist. Capsule is actually an espresso with milk and a large amount of milk foam. It's impossible to make a whisper.
    13. One Express Menu!
    The word you requested does not contain the letter "k".
    14. Inserting into a conversation.
    If you have come alone or have spent material to talk to your friends, do not interfere with other people's conversations. Even if you are 100 percent sure that you are right.
    15. E, sorry, can it be without ice?
    It's always better to emphasize before the drink arrives to you, for many reasons!
    16. Where is the toilet?
    There it is, surely! Many people ask this question without having to try to look around. Basically, the toilet is located near the bar, and it is clearly indicated that it is there.
    17. This place is free?
    If no one is at the table, and it's not indicated that the table is reserved, it's free! You do not need to be further informed by the waitress, they will guide you to your desk, if the place is not free.
    18. Night birds ...
    You can imagine the waiter's enthusiasm when at 23:55, if working hours until midnight, a group of people enters and asks to drink another drink! Because of the owner of the store, you will comply with your request, but in that case, at least, leave a quickie.

    The driver wrote a punishment for improper parking to an art exhibit

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • The sculpture of German artist Erwin Vurma received a penalty for improper parking from a transport operator who was not involved in his work.

    Ervin Vurm became a zealous twist on twisted, curly and inflated sculptures, mostly from cars, trucks and campers.

    One of his installations, a distorted mercedes truck, which is displayed in Karlsu, received a recent parking fine.

    A Tvitter shot a sculpture with punishment and thus launched commentaries on this procedure.

    He left the television next to the container, and on it he affixed a sign that will delight you!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • He left the TV next to the containers with the inscription "Work" because he probably wanted to give it to the person who took it, to the point that he was right and could use it.

    HOW LITTLE STORY BECAME A WORLD MYTH: After 17 years, the Chinese miner found alive ?!

    By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • Miners from the western province of Jhinjang were incredibly surprised when a man who was alive dug out in the older part of the mine, and survived for 17 years, eating only rice. This story has come to light, however, is everything really so?

    A lucky man, according to an incredible story, is Cheung Vai, a 59-year-old who was in a rather poor condition. An ambulance was immediately transferred to the nearest hospital for physical and psychological examinations.

    Cheung was captured with 118 dead bodies by his fellow miners, when an earthquake of 7.8 magnitude hit the region and caused the firing of wooden structures in the tunnel. Cheung managed to survive because the ventilation hole somehow remained connected to the surface, allowing him to breathe clean air.

    He managed to survive eating large stocks of rice and water, which were always left in the event of such a condition. Cheung enriched his diet with rats and moss.

    Although he could not even imagine that he would come to this, he eventually had to start eating some of his colleagues, but his conscience did not allow it, so he buried most of them.

    Did it all sound a bit "suspicious" at a time? If so, you are one of the few who have broken the myth of viral stories.

    Namely, the fairy tale of happy Chinese is in fact completely fake, fictitious, to just check the (un) consciousness of people who massively share such and similar stories on social networks. Even the alleged miner's photograph is actually painted in Tokyo, not in Jhangang.

    In fact, when you think a little better, it would be almost impossible to survive buried for 17 days, let alone 17 years.

    Nevertheless, this kind of social experiment certainly discovered something else - that people were thrown into stories of terrible human fate, so that they were snapping at the click of Facebook or Twitter, that they were prone to a hurry to the facts, but also that less and less indeed Includes the brain to "surf" the Internet.