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false news broadcast in North Korea

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 10, 2017
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  • North Korea, as it is widely known, has a long history of excellent media manipulation. This state of unimaginable propaganda of sales in the form of news, and the most recent of them - the astronaut who arrived on the Sun - has encouraged us to stand up to some similar "events".






    1. INVENTION OF WATERPROOF LIQUIDITY
    World scientists seem to have to look through their fingers when the North Korean website KCNA publishes news about a generational invention, a water-resistant liquid. Yes, you read well. The primary use of this product should be the construction of the foundation, as a floor seal, and it is allegedly already used in the construction of numerous residential buildings throughout Pyongyang.
     
    Waterproof liquid


    2. FINDED JAZBINA SINGLE
    Indeed, even the Nazis would not dare to claim something like this. However, the real evidence did not violate the dictatorship when, in 2012, the Institute of Social Sciences announced that archaeologists dug up a real mythical pit hidden in unicorns, just 200 meters from the Temple in Pyongyang. That's not all, they still claimed that they found a stone with a carved word unicorn in the vicinity.
     
    Jazbina unicorn


    3. CHINA AS THE BEST PLACE FOR LIFE
    The television channel Chosun Central Television announced China in 2013 as the best place to live on the planet, giving jpj 100 of 100 points, while the North Koreans took the knights 98 and took second place. Of course, the list was followed immediately by Cuba, Iran and Venezuela.
     
    China as the best place to live


    4. 103 YEARS
    The inhabitants of this incredible state, with various other differences, even measure time differently. Namely, the alternate calendar begins with the birth of the founder of Rebublic, Kim Il Sunga, and was established in 1997 by Kim Jong-Il. It is possible that this ruler was also planning to change the timing of his own birth at some point, which was allegedly occurred on Paecta Mountain, under the double rainbow until a new star was created.
     
    103 years


    5. WORLD RECORD IN GOLF
    In 1994, it was announced that the then leader Kim Jong-Il broke the world record in golf. Not only was he 25 strokes better than his alleged predecessor, but this was the first time that the famous ruler even found himself on the golf course and took his stick into his hands. It is somewhat understandable that he announced that he was retiring immediately after this first round, since apparently Tiger Woods and others were not up to him.
     
    Kim Jong-Il


    6. BIZAR TRANSFER OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE FUDBAL
    It's almost overcome by fanfare futility (and these fans are said to be volunteers of the Communist Party), the media coverage of North Korea at the 2010 World Cup was not found to fit many things. The news of the match with Brazil did not contain a losing result of 2: 1, and the match in which 7: 0 was lost from Portugal has never been a word.
     
    Brazil vs. North Korea


    7. NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN FISHING
    Forget about the prevalence of hunger, daily executions and crowded camps - North Korea has a greater catch to praise (and we mean it literally). In 2010, the aforementioned national network on its website Kcna.co.jp announced that 60 fishermen participate in this competition which takes place on the Tadedong River in Pyongyang. On this occasion, they managed to boast that they were welcomed by residents from all the provinces who enjoyed "the free activities and natural environment" they were enabled.

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